Explaining to your children that they should not race mix is easy:

1. Buy (or make) five or six colors of playdough.
2. Mix them all together.
3. Go outside and show your child what you’ve made looks precisely like what your dog makes on the lawn.


Step 1. We retake the Washington Cathedral as an actual Christian church.

Step 2. We have a new Trial of the Talmud.

Step 3. We find the Jews guilty of high-handed blasphemy.

Step 4. We burn every copy of the Talmud in front of the Washington Cathedral.

Step 5. [Redacted]