2023-11(Nov)-10(Fri)—1105EST

Baby Boomers do not understand the seething rage of the younger generations because Boomers have never truly cared about anything in their lives except sports, the Dow Jones (my 401k!), and Taco Tuesday.

2023-11(Nov)-10(Fri)—1059EST

‘My daughter may have been simultaneously stabbed, beaten, and raped to death, but at least I’m not a racist and my town has a good taco shop, now.’
— the majority of Boomer ‘fathers’

2023-11(Nov)-09(Thu)—1322EST

I sincerely hope that one day we can drop the name “Lutheran” — both because that is what Luther himself would have wanted and because being able to do so would mean unity had been restored —, but I do not deem it likely.

2023-11(Nov)-08(Wed)—2002EST

To the pastors out there, the only things keeping me from screaming at you are my phlegmatic Germanic disposition and my conviction that most of you have been turned over to your wickedness by God.

We are on the brink of a true great revival of Christendom, and most of you are standing in the way.