Baby Boomers do not understand the seething rage of the younger generations because Boomers have never truly cared about anything in their lives except sports, the Dow Jones (my 401k!), and Taco Tuesday.


‘My daughter may have been simultaneously stabbed, beaten, and raped to death, but at least I’m not a racist and my town has a good taco shop, now.’
— the majority of Boomer ‘fathers’