Christmas trees are Lutheran.
2020-11(Nov)-25(Wed)—0013PST
Atheism should be protected by neither freedom of speech nor freedom of religion.
2020-11(Nov)-24(Tue)—2346PST
Baptists: ‘Baptism does nothing.’
Also Baptists: ‘It is vitally important baptism be performed in this specific way.’
2020-11(Nov)-24(Tue)—2222PST
At the Judgement, Sodom and Gomorrah will ask God why He spared the US for so long.
2020-11(Nov)-24(Tue)—1633PST
Technically, the Book of Concord asserts that kings are above the law.
2020-11(Nov)-24(Tue)—1445PST
Every time someone tells me to eat bugs, I buy more steak.
2020-11(Nov)-23(Mon)—2342PST
Israel: burns Christmas trees, attacks Christians, burns churches
Morons in the US: ‘Our greatest ally!’
2020-11(Nov)-23(Mon)—2337PST
“But if anyone does not provide for his relatives, and especially for members of his household, he has denied the faith and is worse than an unbeliever.”
This means you, ‘Christians’ who advocate for unrestricted immigration and foreign wealth transfers.
2020-11(Nov)-23(Mon)—2333PST
Incidentally, the ideal number of billionaires is the same as the number of self-made billionaires currently in existence.
2020-11(Nov)-23(Mon)—2331PST
Step 1. Female franchise.
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Step 6. Female ‘pastors’.
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Step 66. Vagina-worshipping, anti-fertility cult that may or may not deny the existence of God.