2020-11(Nov)-21(Sat)—1229PST

“Okay, so, let me get this straight: I can become a god?”

“Yes!”

“But I’m not allowed to drink tea or coffee?”

“A small price to pay.”

“And I get multiple wives?”

“As many as you’d like.”

“Anything else?”

“Nope. Now if you’ll just put on these magic underwear…”