Author: Corey J. Mahler, Esq., J.D., LL.M.

Let us apply lex talionis to all those who champion abortion on behalf of all those who have suffered from it.

Christ is literally the door and the vine.

Möge Gott uns von diesen Schwärmer befreien.

Baptism still saves you — no matter what enthusiasts may claim.

The official scent of Globalism is burning plastic.

Periodic reminder: I may seem mean, but I just want people to be truer Christians. Doctrine matters.

Are Sacraments administered by Baptists valid?

Baptism: Yes.

Lord’s Supper: Probably — and for Baptists hopefully — no.

Technically, Scripture tells me not to cast my pearls before swine — it says nothing about loading them into a cannon and using them as grapeshot.

How to produce a Hebrew manuscript:

Step 1. Acquire a chicken. (Don’t worry, this isn’t Yom Kippur.)

Step 2. Place paper in bottom of chicken pen.

Step 3. Firmly press chicken’s feet into ink pad.

Step 4. Loose chicken in pen.

Step 5. Collect completed manuscript.

Baptist arguments for immersion: