Author: Corey J. Mahler, Esq., J.D., LL.M.

*reads Baptist confessions*

Hmm, yes, I can see why they’d want to de-emphasize confessions and creeds.

The great irony of Baptists accusing Lutherans (and others) of ‘turning Baptism into a work’ is that Baptists turn faith into a work — Baptist theology is works righteousness.

Outlawing adultery and fornication would be good for society.

If you were raised Baptist or non-denominational, ask yourself:

How much do I remember from the sermons of my youth?

If all that comes to mind is ‘Jesus loves me’ or ‘Jesus is angry about sin’, your pastors failed.

Not only would children have been baptized along with their households, but slaves and their children would also have been included.

‘Sheep stealing’ does not apply to churches with false doctrine.

Precisely zero Baptist Baptisms would be valid if Baptist theology were correct.

The nations remain in Paradise.

Hypothesis: Every Atheist book, video, article, et cetera, that attempts to disprove the existence of God boils down to ignoratio elenchi.

What do you call the grandchildren of non-denominational Christians?

Atheists.