Lutherans: ‘Law and Gospel.’
EO: *incoherent chanting*
RC: ‘But what if Mary were God…’
Reformed: ‘God loves you… maybe.’
Baptists: ‘We hate babies.’
Pentecostals: *incoherent screaming*
Amerijelicals: ‘Jesus is my boyfriend.’
Lutherans: ‘Law and Gospel.’
EO: *incoherent chanting*
RC: ‘But what if Mary were God…’
Reformed: ‘God loves you… maybe.’
Baptists: ‘We hate babies.’
Pentecostals: *incoherent screaming*
Amerijelicals: ‘Jesus is my boyfriend.’