Things for which Baptists have told me I’m going to Hell:

1. Being Lutheran.

2. Baptizing infants.

3. Reading the ESV.

4. Not believing the KJV was inspired.

5. Believing in the Real Presence.

6. Not believing in ‘spirit baptism’.

7. Using vestments.

8. Using Greek.

9. Being mean.

10. Drinking alcohol.