Now would be a great time to cancel all trade with China and watch the Chinese Communist Party collapse.
Pit bulls owners: ‘Actually, Chihuahuas are more likely to bite you.’
Me: ‘And I’m also a lot more likely to be bitten by ants than by a lion. Care to guess which one is more concerning?’
I am not (right now, anyway) going to take the time to explain why, but:
Many are about to learn a hard lesson about the importance of net neutrality.
At the very least, this pandemic will allow us to put to rest all nonsense about @realDonaldTrump being (or aspiring to be) a “king” or a “dictator” — a pandemic is the perfect opportunity to seize power, if one is so inclined.
It’s for the best that many of our ‘circuses’ are electronically delivered — seeing as many of the physical ones are being cancelled.
Don’t fall for the nonsense: China is not helping Italy out of altruism or any such noble impulse — they’re cynically protecting their investments.
I don’t see how this is confusing for so many people: If you are entitled to possess firearms, you are a citizen; if you are not entitled to possess firearms, you are a subject.
Motion: “Berry” should henceforth (like “vegetable”) be treated as a culinary term (in addition to a botanical term), thereby preventing scientists from further unwarranted shenanigans.
Yes, I’m looking at you, watermelon.
Should we learn something from the fact that the Media and our supposed ‘leaders’ seemingly care more about the economic consequences of COVID-19 than anything else? Probably.
Will we? Of course not.
The overwhelming majority of you can stop worrying (overmuch, anyway) about COVID-19 — you simply are not going to die from it, or even have a particularly bad go of things if you do get it — but the elderly are vulnerable, so do attempt to prevent spreading it.