Category: Tweets Archive

Friends don’t let friends use Windows.

Tolerance is not a virtue.

Scripture: “If anyone adds to this book, God will add to him the plagues described in this book.”

Dispensationalists:

Christmas trees are Lutheran.

Atheism should be protected by neither freedom of speech nor freedom of religion.

Baptists: ‘Baptism does nothing.’

Also Baptists: ‘It is vitally important baptism be performed in this specific way.’

At the Judgement, Sodom and Gomorrah will ask God why He spared the US for so long.

Technically, the Book of Concord asserts that kings are above the law.

Every time someone tells me to eat bugs, I buy more steak.

Israel: burns Christmas trees, attacks Christians, burns churches

Morons in the US: ‘Our greatest ally!’