Author: Corey J. Mahler, Esq., J.D., LL.M.

If your church ‘rebaptizes’ those who have already received a (Trinitarian) Baptism, then you are part of a schismatic, heretical sect and not the Church.

For the sake of your soul: Flee.

If your theology calls for fighting demons after you die, I have some bad news about where you’re heading.

The existence of Mormons is incredibly depressing.

Debates like ‘consecrationist’ versus ‘receptionist’ are just one example of why pastors need to include a knowledgeable layman in their inner circles — to look at them like they have three heads when they get too serious about peripheral nonsense.

Neo-Darwinian Evolution is the belief that, if you stir the soup long enough, it will eventually become a chicken again.

Q: How is one saved?

Lutherans: ‘By grace through faith.’

RC: ‘Penance, purgatory, faith.’

Baptists: ‘Believing hard enough.’

EO: ‘Fighting sky demons for your soul.’

God: ‘Don’t eat from the Tree.’

Satan: ‘Did God *really* say…’

Scripture: ‘Baptism saves.’

Baptists: ‘Does Scripture *really* say…’

Libertarianism is (still) sinful.

Hell is full of people who used to claim they didn’t believe in Hell.

I honestly don’t see how Baptists think they will convince others to take Scripture seriously when they themselves ignore the clear meaning of centrally important passages.