Author: Corey J. Mahler, Esq., J.D., LL.M.

In fairness, if someone tells you that ‘Jesus is a Jew’, he is being honest with you, because he is admitting that his ‘Jesus’ is a Jew, which is to say that he worships Satan, not the Lord God, Whose Son is most definitely not a Jew.

Women and children should not swear.

Men should not swear in front of women or children.

Many — probably most — modern pastors would attempt to excommunicate the patriarchs, the prophets, and Christ Himself, if presented with their comments out of context.

Teach your sons to fight and your daughters to avoid men of other races.

Baby Boomers do not understand the seething rage of the younger generations because Boomers have never truly cared about anything in their lives except sports, the Dow Jones (my 401k!), and Taco Tuesday.

‘My daughter may have been simultaneously stabbed, beaten, and raped to death, but at least I’m not a racist and my town has a good taco shop, now.’
— the majority of Boomer ‘fathers’

Quick reminder: Communists/Marxists do not morally qualify as men, but as demons, and, therefore, nothing done to them is morally wrongful.

You can teach your daughters to be racist or you can bury what remains of them when ‘diversity’ is done with them — and you will answer to God if you fail.

I sincerely hope that one day we can drop the name “Lutheran” — both because that is what Luther himself would have wanted and because being able to do so would mean unity had been restored —, but I do not deem it likely.

To the pastors out there, the only things keeping me from screaming at you are my phlegmatic Germanic disposition and my conviction that most of you have been turned over to your wickedness by God.

We are on the brink of a true great revival of Christendom, and most of you are standing in the way.