Author: Corey J. Mahler, Esq., J.D., LL.M.

Spray cheese:cheese::Baptists:Christians

Would someone explain to me why Baptists care so much about the method of Baptism, given they deny that it does anything?

(And don’t start with the ‘because Jesus said so’ nonsense, because He said wine and you lot ignore that, too.)

Female ‘pastors’ are murderesses.

»Naturs erste grün ist gelb,
     Ihre schwerste Farbe zu held’;
 Ihres frühes Blatt ein' Blum’,
     Aber nur für eine Stund’;
 Dann Blatt verraucht um Blatt,
     So Eden zu Kummer versackt’;
 Morgenröte untergeht Tageslicht,
     Und alles aus Gold verweilet nicht.«

If your pastor supports Marxism of any flavor (e.g., BLM), confront him. If he persists, he isn’t a pastor, he’s an antichrist — leave.

It is unfathomable that anyone could read the Large Catechism on Baptism and yet remain a Baptist.

The trick to never being wrong is actually quite simple:

Step 1. Hold your sinful tongue when you don’t understand the subject being discussed.

Virtually all Feminists who claim to be Christian are nothing more than mini-Satans.

Ask your pastor tomorrow:

‘Are men placed in authority over women?’

Leave and find a true church if he answers in the negative or evades, and especially if he says anything that even sounds like “mutual submission”.

Feminist men are so much more disgusting than Feminist women.