Libertarians are disgusting.
The human sense of disgust is invaluable — put more trust in it.
Most Baptists don’t actually know what the words “figure” and “symbol” mean.
The KJV (other than the Psalms) is actually not a very good translation.
Baptists: ‘The KJV is the only real Bible.’
Also Baptists: ‘No, not *that* KJV, the other one.’