Day: March 2, 2021

We probably actually shouldn’t be discussing nuanced theological matters on social media.

‘MAKE A CHOICE FOR JESUS!’ screamed the Baptist at the corpse, utterly unaware of the ridiculousness of his actions.

Screaming at your dead dog to get up so you can take him on a walk makes precisely as much sense as telling someone to “choose Jesus”.

If Baptists are Christian, then they are so only by the mercy of God and the felicitous inconsistency of their not actually believing the things they profess to believe and the consequences thereof.

Freedom of religion is an affirmative evil.

If we’re going to resume burning offensive books, maybe we should have a look at the Talmud?

The question is never ‘Should books be burned?’, but:

‘Which books should be burned?’

I am once again inviting women who support abortion to stop being whores.

For a group of people who are often barely literate, Baptists certainly are condescending.

The best way to make more Lutherans is to have more children.

The second-best way to make more Lutherans is to rescue women from other traditions to facilitate the best way.