Baptists: ‘The KJV is the only real Bible.’
Also Baptists: ‘No, not *that* KJV, the other one.’
2021-03(Mar)-12(Fri)—2048PST
Every woman in the workforce is a child foregone or a child raised without a mother.
2021-03(Mar)-12(Fri)—2020PST
I take the Roman Catholics and the Eastern Orthodox neither more nor less seriously than they take the actual teaching of Scripture.
2021-03(Mar)-11(Thu)—2258PST
‘Spice’ level and orthodoxy are not merely positively correlated, but causally linked.
2021-03(Mar)-11(Thu)—1438PST
Feminism has played a major role in making the world less safe for women and children, and it is unfortunate only that Feminists are not alone in being affected.
2021-03(Mar)-11(Thu)—1418PST
Men are intrinsically masculine and women are intrinsically feminine. Any attempt to subvert this good ordering of nature is Satanic.
2021-03(Mar)-11(Thu)—1226PST
It is no more a miracle that an infant believes than that you, who were once dead in sin and trespass, believe.
2021-03(Mar)-10(Wed)—2122PST
All of you should become Lutheran — we have the best beer.
Bonus: You won’t spend eternity in Hell.
2021-03(Mar)-10(Wed)—1524PST
The ideal number of Lutherans is more.
2021-03(Mar)-10(Wed)—1515PST
‘You’re mean to Baptists.’
They lie about Scripture, spit in God’s face, and teach uncertainty and fear. Did you want me to bake them cookies?