Dispensationalists in their own minds: ‘This is clearly the correct timeline of the End Times, everyone else is wrong, and I alone fully understand Biblical prophecy.’
Dispensationalists in reality:

Dispensationalists in their own minds: ‘This is clearly the correct timeline of the End Times, everyone else is wrong, and I alone fully understand Biblical prophecy.’
Dispensationalists in reality:
OT: Vol. I
NT: Vol. II
Lutheranism (Book of Concord): Companion Volume
Roman Catholicism: Unofficial Sequels (and Prequels)
Eastern Orthodoxy: Fanfiction (Alternate Universe)
Say what you want about Postmillennialists, but at least they can count to three (unlike Premillennialists).
If you are uncertain as to which gender you are, then you are unfit to teach in the Church or on theological matters generally.
Thank you antitrust/competition regulators for (yet again) failing to do your job.
https://appleinsider.com/articles/21/01/14/google-wraps-up-2-billion-fitbit-acquisition
History will not look kindly upon most of the churches of the twentieth century, and the twenty-first is hardly shaping up to be better. We need men and leaders, but we are infested with cowards, lickspittles, sycophants, and trucklers.
Cryptocurrency is literally the least private medium of exchange in history, and you’re all idiots for falling for it.
A simple question: Which is more likely to produce Christians:
a) a Christian nation or b) a heathen nation?
Congratulations, you’re a Christian Nationalist — or maybe you aren’t a Christian at all.
Hey, Lutheran pastors, at least half the country currently feels alienated (and a significant subset of that half feels actively hated). Maybe seize the opportunity to usher more souls into the Kingdom? Maybe heed Paul’s advice in 1 Corinthians 9?
I am once again asking pastors not to comment on politics if they do not understand politics.
I am further requesting that pastors recognize that social media is incredibly dangerous to souls.