Corey J. Mahler — Comments

There is, quite literally, only one Christian tradition that has not changed its doctrine or its theology in the last five hundred years:

Lutheranism — the Augsburg Confession (1530).

You can affirm ‘modern’ conceptions of gender and sexuality or you can be a Christian.

Choose wisely.

We have come to the point where it would, at least arguably, be better for children to grow up feral in the wilderness than to attend public schools.

Why is the Church not filling this void?

If your church ‘rebaptizes’ those who have already received a (Trinitarian) Baptism, then you are part of a schismatic, heretical sect and not the Church.

For the sake of your soul: Flee.

If your theology calls for fighting demons after you die, I have some bad news about where you’re heading.

The existence of Mormons is incredibly depressing.

Debates like ‘consecrationist’ versus ‘receptionist’ are just one example of why pastors need to include a knowledgeable layman in their inner circles — to look at them like they have three heads when they get too serious about peripheral nonsense.

Neo-Darwinian Evolution is the belief that, if you stir the soup long enough, it will eventually become a chicken again.

Q: How is one saved?

Lutherans: ‘By grace through faith.’

RC: ‘Penance, purgatory, faith.’

Baptists: ‘Believing hard enough.’

EO: ‘Fighting sky demons for your soul.’

God: ‘Don’t eat from the Tree.’

Satan: ‘Did God *really* say…’

Scripture: ‘Baptism saves.’

Baptists: ‘Does Scripture *really* say…’