Category: Tweets Archive

I know a handful of Eastern Orthodox in real life, and I don’t for a second doubt that most of them would chase the online EO with a broken ouzo (or vodka) bottle upon seeing the behavior of the latter.

The visceral hatred (many of) the EO have for Lutherans is a pretty good indication of which god they actually worship.

‘You cannot legislate morality.’ is an idiotic statement.

Of course we can legislate morality — that’s explicitly what most legislation (historically) has been, and what most legislation should be.

You cannot impose effective ‘prior restraints’ upon immoral behavior, sure, but that is not an argument against the legislation of morality.

Any nation that educates its women but not its men will eventually be conquered by a nation that has done the inverse.

For a tradition that focuses on personal conduct, good works, and ‘theosis’, the (online) Eastern Orthodox are by far the least Christlike people (who claim to be Christians) of whom I know.

I simply do not care what Atheists, Jews, Mormons, or Muslims think about Christianity.

Dispensationalists in their own minds: ‘This is clearly the correct timeline of the End Times, everyone else is wrong, and I alone fully understand Biblical prophecy.’

Dispensationalists in reality:

OT: Vol. I

NT: Vol. II

Lutheranism (Book of Concord): Companion Volume

Roman Catholicism: Unofficial Sequels (and Prequels)

Eastern Orthodoxy: Fanfiction (Alternate Universe)

Say what you want about Postmillennialists, but at least they can count to three (unlike Premillennialists).

If you are uncertain as to which gender you are, then you are unfit to teach in the Church or on theological matters generally.