Category: Tweets Archive

Jesus: ‘Baptism saves you.’
Baptists: ‘It’s just water.’

Jesus: ‘This is My body.’
Baptists: ‘It’s just bread.’

Jesus: ‘This is My blood.’
Baptists: ‘It’s just juice.’

Jesus: “My sheep hear My voice.”

There is no such thing as transgender.

I regret to inform you all that the ‘Christian’ Zionists are.

Marxism is the theology of antichrist.

Reject virtually all popular ‘culture’.

Christ undoubtedly used Aramaic, Hebrew, and Greek (and probably also Latin). His name was translated as necessary, and the Spirit inspired one such in Greek.

Do not trust any ‘Christian’ teacher who uses “Yeshua” instead of “Jesus” — false doctrine and theology inevitably follow.

We probably actually shouldn’t be discussing nuanced theological matters on social media.

‘MAKE A CHOICE FOR JESUS!’ screamed the Baptist at the corpse, utterly unaware of the ridiculousness of his actions.

Screaming at your dead dog to get up so you can take him on a walk makes precisely as much sense as telling someone to “choose Jesus”.