Category: Tweets Archive

All of you should become Lutheran — we have the best beer.

Bonus: You won’t spend eternity in Hell.

The ideal number of Lutherans is more.

‘You’re mean to Baptists.’

They lie about Scripture, spit in God’s face, and teach uncertainty and fear. Did you want me to bake them cookies?

‘Yeah, well, you’re a sinner too.’

Buddy, I’m a Lutheran; when you say “sinner”, I think “in thought, word, and deed.” All you accomplish with that tu quoque is revealing your ignorance.

Homosexual ‘marriage’:

1. is not marriage,

2. is sin,

and

3. will bring down God’s wrath on us.

Q. ‘What is the Baptist?’

A. ‘A robber and a thief.’

Individual unions, like individual monarchs, may be good or bad, but unionization, like monarchy, is good an sich.

If you read only modern theologians, then there’s a pretty good chance you’re actually (if unwittingly) in a cult.

The Jews are not chosen.

Use “pro-abortion” and “pro-murder” interchangeably.

If asked to specify or clarify, do so as “pro-child-murder”.