EO: ‘God isn’t wrathful.’
Sodom and Gomorrah: *clears throat*
EO: ‘God isn’t wrathful.’
Sodom and Gomorrah: *clears throat*
It is perfectly proper to pray that your devices will actually boot after performing a firmware upgrade.
Christians make better citizens than Atheists, Muslims, or Jews.
A — and arguably the — Scriptural response to Atheists is beatings.
American Evangelicals: ‘You have to support Israel.’
Everyone with even a basic understanding of politics, history, or theology:
Dispensationalists when you tell them they have to actually read the Bible, not just draw charts.
Dispensationalists explaining their new insights into the Biblical timeline.
The RC and the EO really should write down all their oral traditions. They could call the compendium something catchy, maybe “Talmud”.
Do not take the untested, unproven, unknown vaccine, especially if you are young.
1. Oatmeal is (still) the best breakfast.
2. Sweeten it with honey.
3. Let the pot soak while you eat.
4. Read a morning devotion while it cools enough to eat.