There are no non-Lutherans in Paradise.
Category: Tweets Archive
2020-12(Dec)-22(Tue)—1907PST
There are no Lutherans in Hell.
2020-12(Dec)-22(Tue)—1821PST
Nick Fuentes is a grifter, and I am tired of you halfwits a) falling for grifters and then b) arguing over which grifter is best.
2020-12(Dec)-22(Tue)—1753PST
The Mormon Tabernacle Choir is depressing.
2020-12(Dec)-22(Tue)—1411PST
Doctors and nurses are not heroes.
2020-12(Dec)-22(Tue)—1356PST
Also, the Venn diagram of people who watch anime and people who watch cartoon porn is just a circle with fuzzy edges.
2020-12(Dec)-22(Tue)—1352PST
Anime is weird and cursed, and I’m tired of you people trying to defend it.
2020-12(Dec)-22(Tue)—1322PST
If you don’t like the color of the faces in your pews, then you have absolutely no business being in the pulpit.
2020-12(Dec)-22(Tue)—1311PST
God loves you. Israel hates you.
Choose wisely whom you will serve.
2020-12(Dec)-22(Tue)—1305PST
Unless we are discussing body odor, inoffensiveness isn’t a virtue.