Author: Corey J. Mahler, Esq., J.D., LL.M.

Baptists: ‘Baptism does nothing.’

Also Baptists: ‘It is vitally important baptism be performed in this specific way.’

At the Judgement, Sodom and Gomorrah will ask God why He spared the US for so long.

Technically, the Book of Concord asserts that kings are above the law.

Every time someone tells me to eat bugs, I buy more steak.

Israel: burns Christmas trees, attacks Christians, burns churches

Morons in the US: ‘Our greatest ally!’

“But if anyone does not provide for his relatives, and especially for members of his household, he has denied the faith and is worse than an unbeliever.”

This means you, ‘Christians’ who advocate for unrestricted immigration and foreign wealth transfers.

Incidentally, the ideal number of billionaires is the same as the number of self-made billionaires currently in existence.

Step 1. Female franchise.

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Step 6. Female ‘pastors’.

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Step 66. Vagina-worshipping, anti-fertility cult that may or may not deny the existence of God.

Modern heresies:

• Prosperity ‘Gospel’
• Therapeutic ‘Gospel’
• ‘Christian’ Zionism

If you believe that the form of your government is more important than the results it produces, then you are a laughable fool.