Author: Corey J. Mahler, Esq., J.D., LL.M.

Freemasonry is both incompatible with and inimical to Christianity.

If you are a member of a Masonic organization, you should repent, renounce your membership, and repudiate the organization.

To remain a Mason is to endanger your soul.

The imprecatory Psalms are Scripture, and whether or not they make you uncomfortable is irrelevant.

Remember: Nikola Tesla died alone and penniless because the market assigns rational values to work.

Step 1. Obtain a dog.

Step 2. Never again own anything not covered in fur.

(Also true if -dog +wife.)

A properly poached egg is proof that God loves us.

Let me tell you just about all you need to know about modern American culture:

The central room in most houses is for entertainment (n.b., not entertaining), and the centerpiece in that room is virtually always a TV.

The burning of the Talmud is good.

The outcome of the Disputation of Paris was good.

The Disputation of Paris was good.

If you want Americans to approve of something immoral, just tell them it benefits the economy.