Author: Corey J. Mahler, Esq., J.D., LL.M.

Also, the Venn diagram of people who watch anime and people who watch cartoon porn is just a circle with fuzzy edges.

Anime is weird and cursed, and I’m tired of you people trying to defend it.

If you don’t like the color of the faces in your pews, then you have absolutely no business being in the pulpit.

God loves you. Israel hates you.

Choose wisely whom you will serve.

Unless we are discussing body odor, inoffensiveness isn’t a virtue.

‘Christian’ Zionists do not believe the Scriptures.

Eggnog is good, and anyone who does not like it is suspect.

God loves the cheerful giver.

He hates the Mormon elder who reviews your W-2s.

You should tithe (give 10% of your income to the Church).

I am willing to die on this hill.

In a very real sense, Lutherans are no longer Protestants, as we are the Western Church and Rome is merely a schismatic sect.