Author: Corey J. Mahler, Esq., J.D., LL.M.

In case I ever become (in)famous, I would just like to point out that I have, thus far, scrunched at least two hundred pages of handwritten notes into packaging material.

You’re welcome, future historians.

‘Unrestricted immigration’ is always a curse in Scripture.

Nothing has changed.

Abortion and pornography are two of the greatest threats to humanity.

Every billionaire represents a gross regulatory failure.

*I think I’m finally done packing books.*

All the books hiding places that aren’t bookshelves or tables:

I will gladly vote for whichever politician is trustworthy and promises to tear down the banks and burn the rubble to ash.

George Floyd died as he lived — a violent, drug-addicted felon and menace to society.

We are better in his absence.

We should resume building large cathedrals.

Any pastor who has an affair with a parishioner should be thrown from the highest church in his nation — anything less is an unwarranted mercy.

In an alternate timeline, with just a few small deviations from ours, our children are learning how to operate equipment for exploring exoplanets.