Author: Corey J. Mahler, Esq., J.D., LL.M.

Libertarians: ‘We just want to be left alone to inject heroin into our harems of child sex slaves we keep in our basements. Why don’t people like us?’

Marxists are the enemy, but it is the Libertarians who flung wide the gates.

America has an absolutely unforgivable number of casinos.

Baptists are thieves.

Alone, Nationalism and Christianity are pro-worker and pro-working class.

German is more of a holy language than Latin.

I will not be taking questions at this time.

Q: ‘So, what’s the core of your theology?’

Lutheran: “Christ crucified for sinners.”

Baptist: ‘Denying (loudly) the efficacy and nature of Christianity’s core Sacrament.’

Coram Deo, Christianity is a servile religion; coram mundo, Christianity is supremacist.

Abortionists are too comfortable.

Evanjelly: ‘What’s your testimony?’

Lutheran: “I am baptized.”