Author: Corey J. Mahler, Esq., J.D., LL.M.

Hey, guys, you should totally take this untested vaccine — it’s pretty unlikely it’ll do anything bad (like make you sterile, make your skin fall off, or cause spontaneous miscarriage).

The health of a church is measured by the number of children in the pews; the shame of older generations is denominated in empty ones.

It is Panglossian nonsense to believe that we can altogether avoid the cycles of history by studying them.

It’s neat that a handful of billionaires have taken it upon themselves to pollute the night sky and obscure the stars, and that they are receiving praise for doing so.

By and large, homosexuals in the West do not need the Gospel — they need the Law.

With regard to homosexuality and transgenderism, the only compassionate position is categorical, implacable, unyielding opposition.

It is a sin for Baptists to drink; it is not a sin for Lutherans to drink.

Q: Does Jesus love you?

Lutheran: Yes.

Reformed: Maybe.

Baptist: Only if I love Him enough.

It should be an explicit and earnest goal of Christians to control the State.

Were the Baptists to disappear tomorrow, the warehouse market would surely crash.