Author: Corey J. Mahler, Esq., J.D., LL.M.

Step 1. Deny core tenets of the Christian faith (e.g., the Resurrection).

Step 2. Rebel against your rightful sovereign and attempt to murder him.

Step 4. Be praised by halfwits for, at least, decades.

Dear Baptists, what part of:

‘This promise is for you and for your children.’

or

‘Let the little children come unto Me.’

confuses you?

Them: ‘Christians should be nice.’

Me: ‘Psalm 137:9.’

The Church has always baptized infants; the Church baptizes infants; the Church will always baptize infants.

I do not, in fact, trust ‘the science’.

The vaccine is a type of the mark of the beast.

The majority of those who died for the Axis are in Paradise.

The majority of those who died for the Allies are in Hell.

If you aren’t angry, then you aren’t paying attention.

Baptists deny much of the Gospel;
Reformed make God the author of sin;
Romanists preach works righteousness;
EO are an incoherent foreign meme.

Come home to Lutheranism.

Consanguinity is merit.