Author: Corey J. Mahler, Esq., J.D., LL.M.

Birth control should be banned and its production should be heavily, criminally sanctioned.

‘Christian’ Zionism is simply demon worship by proxy.

Good news: You have been given immunity from liability.

Bad news: God is not subject to earthly law.

‘Are you a Zionist?’

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‘Are you a demon?’

Referring to God as “she” should be a capital offense.

It is not that women are not pastors or may not be pastors, but that women cannot be pastors.

“Thou shalt honor thy father and thy mother.” generally includes giving them grandchildren who look like them.

If millions of people are depressed, perhaps we should consider some structural changes — or, alternatively, we can just stick electrodes in their brains, zap the hell out of them, and hope for the best.

If you aren’t willing to die for it, you don’t really believe it; if you aren’t willing to kill for it, you don’t really love it.

Your church should have both a crucifix and a cross, but if it has neither, then you are attending a club with bad music, and not a church.