Author: Corey J. Mahler, Esq., J.D., LL.M.

There are no Lutherans in Hell.

Nick Fuentes is a grifter, and I am tired of you halfwits a) falling for grifters and then b) arguing over which grifter is best.

The Mormon Tabernacle Choir is depressing.

Doctors and nurses are not heroes.

Also, the Venn diagram of people who watch anime and people who watch cartoon porn is just a circle with fuzzy edges.

Anime is weird and cursed, and I’m tired of you people trying to defend it.

If you don’t like the color of the faces in your pews, then you have absolutely no business being in the pulpit.

God loves you. Israel hates you.

Choose wisely whom you will serve.

Unless we are discussing body odor, inoffensiveness isn’t a virtue.

‘Christian’ Zionists do not believe the Scriptures.