Author: Corey J. Mahler, Esq., J.D., LL.M.

Women who are in their forties, childless, and unmarried have utterly failed at life. The last thing they should be permitted to do is vote or otherwise exercise authority over anyone else — they have done enough damage already.

If there is a draft, it is your Christian duty to refuse.

Many of you will not like the sort of man who will be necessary to fix the problems we face, but I can assure you with absolute certainty that you will like the alternatives far less.

Bread should never travel more than an hour.

There exists no organizational structure that can preclude capture of that organization by Satan — good men are always the first, last, and, ultimately, only line of defense.

Es gibt keine Unternehmensstruktur, die verhindern könnte, dass das Unternehmen von Satan ergriffen wird — gute Männer sind immer die erste, letzte und letztlich die einzige Verteidigungslinie.

I am German by blood; I will be German by blood in Paradise for eternity.

There should be legal maximums for clothing sizes — this would provide additional incentives for the morbidly obese to lose weight.

God may replace a heart of stone with a heart of flesh, but I cannot restore a rotten and dead heart of flesh to life — for those who lack the natural affection for kith and kin, there is little hope, for that is a wickedness too monstrous for anything but Hell.