Every billionaire represents a gross regulatory failure.
Author: Corey J. Mahler, Esq., J.D., LL.M.
2020-12(Dec)-30(Wed)—1530PST
*I think I’m finally done packing books.*
All the books hiding places that aren’t bookshelves or tables:
2020-12(Dec)-29(Tue)—2310PST
I will gladly vote for whichever politician is trustworthy and promises to tear down the banks and burn the rubble to ash.
2020-12(Dec)-29(Tue)—2257PST
George Floyd died as he lived — a violent, drug-addicted felon and menace to society.
We are better in his absence.
2020-12(Dec)-29(Tue)—2233PST
We should resume building large cathedrals.
2020-12(Dec)-29(Tue)—2232PST
Any pastor who has an affair with a parishioner should be thrown from the highest church in his nation — anything less is an unwarranted mercy.
2020-12(Dec)-29(Tue)—2100PST
In an alternate timeline, with just a few small deviations from ours, our children are learning how to operate equipment for exploring exoplanets.
2020-12(Dec)-29(Tue)—2008PST
All artificial means of birth control should be banned.
2020-12(Dec)-29(Tue)—1639PST
*glances at the decaying corpse of American Evangelicalism*
To those advocating against liturgical services:
Are you sure you want to look like that?
2020-12(Dec)-29(Tue)—1450PST
For the record: Actual Lutheran doctrine and theology are not merely comfortable with Nationalism, but adamantly in support of it. History has borne this out.