Author: Corey J. Mahler, Esq., J.D., LL.M.

The difference between Satan and Baptists is that Satan actually believes the Scriptures.

Reminder: We have the Baptists to thank for the hell-spawned phrase — and the accompanying doctrine of — “a wall of separation between Church and State”.

Accounts with long enough post histories can be administered the witch test via search.

Abortion is murder and the proper response to murder is the gibbet.

Lex semper accusat.

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Lex solum accusat.

I want every nation to be stable, prosperous, and Lutheran.

Suffrage begets suffering.

Ancient philosophers: ‘What is the ontological nature of man and how do the concepts relate to entities?’

Modern ‘philosophers’: ‘If God real, why I like stick things in my butt?’

Disbelief never comes from intelligence; it comes only from ignorance — whether or not such ignorance is willful matters little.

Half the beach from Redondo to Manhattan now reeks of marijuana.

Disgusting and degenerate.