Author: Corey J. Mahler, Esq., J.D., LL.M.

The best way to make more Lutherans is to have more children.

The second-best way to make more Lutherans is to rescue women from other traditions to facilitate the best way.

The ideal number of homosexuals is fewer.

It is sinful to tolerate homosexuality.

Virtually every error of the Baptists is addressed by the immediate context of the verses they butcher.

It would be a significant challenge to overstate the depth of the depravity of our current culture. We live in a time when virtually no one can say that he has never viewed pornography. Perhaps Sodom and Gomorrah would not blush — perhaps they would applaud instead.

“an-teet’-oo-pon”

I absolutely will not.

Male homosexuality is vile, disgusting, and abhorrent. All functional men believe this, because it is a natural revulsion that God has built into humanity for our good.

If you refer to yourself as a “Capitalist”, then the Market is your golden calf.

Your actual age is just a logarithmic function of how hard it is to crawl under a desk and rearrange cables.