Author: Corey J. Mahler, Esq., J.D., LL.M.

‘Spice’ level and orthodoxy are not merely positively correlated, but causally linked.

Feminism has played a major role in making the world less safe for women and children, and it is unfortunate only that Feminists are not alone in being affected.

Men are intrinsically masculine and women are intrinsically feminine. Any attempt to subvert this good ordering of nature is Satanic.

It is no more a miracle that an infant believes than that you, who were once dead in sin and trespass, believe.

All of you should become Lutheran — we have the best beer.

Bonus: You won’t spend eternity in Hell.

The ideal number of Lutherans is more.

‘You’re mean to Baptists.’

They lie about Scripture, spit in God’s face, and teach uncertainty and fear. Did you want me to bake them cookies?

‘Yeah, well, you’re a sinner too.’

Buddy, I’m a Lutheran; when you say “sinner”, I think “in thought, word, and deed.” All you accomplish with that tu quoque is revealing your ignorance.

Homosexual ‘marriage’:

1. is not marriage,

2. is sin,

and

3. will bring down God’s wrath on us.

Q. ‘What is the Baptist?’

A. ‘A robber and a thief.’